You know you're pregnant when...

• you can't see your feet.
• tying your shoes becomes part of your workout.
• you know where all the bathrooms are in the stores where you shop.
• you've considered that it just might be easier to sleep in the bathroom.
• your belly becomes a resting place.
• you need a catapult to get out of a chair, car, bed, etc.
• you dread speed bumps and remind your husband to go slow over them.
• no one will let you lift a finger because they are afraid it will somehow induce labor.

I'm sure I'll think of more later, but I just thought I'd share that with you. Now...it's off to work on Christmas presents!