Psalm 45:10-11, 13-15

Listen to me, O royal daughter; take heart to what I say. Forget your people and your homeland far away. For your royal husband delights in your beauty; honor him, for he is your lord. [...] The bride, a princess, waits within her chambers, dressed in a gown woven with gold. In her beautiful robes, she is led to the king, accompanied by her bridesmaids. What a joyful, enthusiastic procession as they enter the king's palace!

Friday, October 17, 2008

You know you're pregnant when...

  • you can't see your feet.
  • tying your shoes becomes part of your workout.
  • you know where all the bathrooms are in the stores where you shop.
  • you've considered that it just might be easier to sleep in the bathroom.
  • your belly becomes a resting place.
  • you need a catapult to get out of a chair, car, bed, etc.
  • you dread speed bumps and remind your husband to go slow over them.
  • no one will let you lift a finger because they are afraid it will somehow induce labor.
I'm sure I'll think of more later, but I just thought I'd share that with you.'s off to work on Christmas presents!

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